Here at The Rockford we don't really long for the days of slavery as The Southern Poverty Law Center has claimed. In fact, to our paleo brains slavery isn't nearly far enough. We want to return to the Old Testament. We know rivers were invented by God for a reason, and the reason here in The Rockford is to keep people where God wants them.
One of the most racist, backwards, ignorant, corrupt places in America. And a river runs through it.