Wednesday, March 13, 2013

The Rockford Institute For Advanced Supplying of Vague Things

Here at Rockford we know a lot of things. We got the brains. We tell people in faraway places what to do while the city crumbles around us. People want to know how we get paid so much to tell people how to do things we are incapable of doing ourselves, but that's a trade secret. We are like vampires among the citizens of The Rockford. Parasites. Leeches. 

We supply things. Don't ask what the things are. In fact, don't ask anything. We are The Rockford. 

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