Sunday, January 5, 2014

Death Race 3000 To Film In Rockford

Unsatisfied with mowing down each other, Rockford drivers began seeking out more exciting quarry for Rockford's fastest growing sport, hit and run driving. Unfortunately, when a hit and run driver mowed down two Chinese nationals in town to create jobs in the aeronautics industry, Rockford succumbed to its favorite sport overshadowing its second favorite sport: being unemployed. 

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