The Time I Wrote About Dog Poop on the Walls of the Rockford Art Museum
In 2017, the Rockford Art Museum allowed me to spend two days writing children's poems directly onto its gallery walls.
All twenty-six of them.
This was not vandalism. I want to establish that immediately.
Nobody chased me down East State Street. The police were not summoned. The Rockford Art Museum knew exactly what I was doing. In fact, they supplied me with a large assortment of expensive art markers with which to do it.
What I'm less certain about is whether they had completely considered the implications of saying yes.
Because one of the poems was called “D is for Dog Poop.”
I wrote that one in brown.
Another was “U is for Urination.”
Yellow.
Welcome to the arts in Rockford, Illinois.
Bittersweet Observations
The occasion was Bittersweet Observations, a 2017 exhibition at the Rockford Art Museum that included work by my partner, artist Jenny Mathews. Jenny had been creating paintings and illustrations that revisited childhood stories and imagery, and our children's book Atrocious Poems A to Z fit naturally into the world of the exhibition.
The book had been nearly eight years in the making. I wrote the poems and Jenny created the illustrations. Its premise was “poems about all the things kids love to hate”: bullies, vegetables, inoculations, sharing, monsters, liver, dog poop, and the other catastrophes adults dismiss because we've forgotten how enormous small problems can feel when you're a child.
The book was funny, but the idea underneath it wasn't entirely a joke. Children have anxieties adults frequently regard as trivial because adults know those things will pass. Children don't necessarily know that yet.
The kids who visited the museum seemed to understand the premise immediately.
Some adults needed a little more convincing.
I Had an Idea
The idea of writing all twenty-six poems directly onto the museum walls was mine.
I admired the Dadaists and Surrealists, and somewhere along the way I realized I had an unusual opportunity. If I could convince a respectable American art museum to let me write the poems directly onto its walls, I could quietly introduce a little Dada into an otherwise straight exhibition.
For children.
The Dadaists usually had the courtesy to announce they were doing Dada.
I didn't.
I proposed writing the poems on the walls. The museum said yes.
The gates were open.
Two Days on the Museum Wall
It sounded easier than it was.
The installation took two days. It was around 100 degrees outside and considerably colder inside the museum, where temperatures have to be maintained for the artwork.
Jenny's illustrations were displayed along the wall, and I wrote each corresponding poem beside them by hand. The museum had a wide selection of art markers because it also conducted art classes, so I tried to choose colors that complemented the individual illustrations while also making the entire wall work visually.
Sometimes this required aesthetic judgment.
Sometimes the poem was called “D is for Dog Poop.”
Brown.
I don't remember every color I used, but “O is for Orange” wasn't a particularly difficult decision either. And when I reached “U is for Urination,” there was really only one responsible choice.
Yellow.
There was no accompanying artist statement explaining that yellow represented the existential condition of childhood urination.
Pee is yellow.
The installation process became surprisingly physical. Writing an entire book vertically on a museum wall is hard on the hands and arms. I periodically did yoga on the gallery floor to loosen myself up. Other people were working around me because part of the larger installation involved constructing a small forest inside the museum, and I'd take breaks from writing to help with that.
I believe I made at least one mistake substantial enough that part of the wall had to be painted over so I could write it again.
Living with a visual artist had already taught me something useful.
Everything can be repainted.
The Kids Got It
One of my favorite memories of the exhibition is that children generally didn't require much explanation.
Adults sometimes seemed to need permission to understand what we were doing. Was a poem about stepping in dog poop really supposed to be hanging in an art museum? Was it serious? Was it a joke?
The answer was yes.
To an adult, stepping in dog poop is an annoyance. To a child, it can be the worst thing that has happened since Tuesday.
That's what the book was about.
Rockford children walked into the museum, saw the illustrations and poems, and generally understood the arrangement immediately.
Perhaps children are naturally better Dadaists.
The Part Where I Wasn't an Artist
There is one more absurd detail.
I specifically asked the Rockford Art Museum not to list me as one of the exhibiting artists.
At that point Jenny and I were involved in what felt like three to five public events every week. We were everywhere. I had reached the limit of how much public exposure I wanted and couldn't find enough corners to hide in.
I wanted to do the work and skip the rest.
So there I was, spending two days physically writing twenty-six poems across an entire wall of the Rockford Art Museum, while insisting I wasn't one of the exhibiting artists.
There are photographs of me standing beneath the finished installation.
My name appears above me in enormous letters.
I didn't ask to be listed in the exhibition, but I did manage to get my misspelled name displayed across an entire museum wall.
That's difficult to improve upon.
From Byron to Rockford
There was another reason the installation meant something to me.
The ancestor of Atrocious Poems A to Z began when I was a fifth grader at Mary Morgan Grade School in Byron. Our class was assigned to create a children's book. I procrastinated until two days before it was due and finally threw together an alphabet book called The Monster Dictionary.
My teacher gave me a B.
Her written assessment began:
“Not colored. Excellent ideas!”
She told me that if I'd put more effort into the project, the school might have sent the idea to the Library of Congress.
That bothered me for decades.
Eventually I met Jenny in Rockford, asked her to illustrate my new version of the alphabet-book idea, and we spent eight years finishing Atrocious Poems A to Z.
Then something happened that my fifth-grade teacher probably couldn't have predicted.
I took the descendant of that unfinished little alphabet book and wrote all twenty-six poems by hand on the walls of the Rockford Art Museum.
And this time I colored it.
Dog poop was brown.
Pee was yellow.
After three months, Bittersweet Observations came down. The walls were painted over and another exhibition took its place. I believe the next one involved motorcycles.
That's what museums do. One Rockford story disappears and another takes its place.
But for three months in 2017, children could walk into the Rockford Art Museum and find a grown man had written a poem about dog poop on the wall in brown marker.
And nobody threw him out.
Rockford had given him permission.







